Anonymous said: I'm a guy and I think I have a crush on one of my best guy friends. I'm not sure what to do because I know he'd probably flip if I told him.
Take him to gymnastic classes. Once he is comfortable doing both back and front flips, confess your attraction. Not only will this minimize the risk of injury when he flips, but he will have spent a few months in gymnastics and will definitely be gay.
Anonymous said: How do you break up with a guy nicely ??
Make out with his dog
i think i’m gonna go to sleep because at least when you’re sleeping you can’t feel anything
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned